What does everybody hate Kabutops?

because he is the SHELLFISH POKEMON

Who is Santa’s favorite singer?

Elf-is Presley

What do you say to Santa when he’s taking attendance at school?

PRESENT

Where does Santa stay when he’s on vacation?

At a Ho-ho-ho-tel.

What kind of bagels can fly

A plain bagel

Where do animals go when their tails fall off?

The retail store

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

Everything’s fine. He woke up.

Which Pokémon could also be a pirate?

Arrrrrr-ceus